Communism is Soviet power plus the electrification of the whole country.
[Corollary: Soviet power = communism minus electrification]

by V.I. Lenin

Soviet Jokes

Lenin showed us how to govern

Stalin showed us how not to govern

Khrushchev showed us that any fool can govern

Brezhnev showed us that not every fool can govern


What’s the most terrible Odessa curse?

That you live all your life on your salary!

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