Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.
by Mark Twain Roughin' it

Soviet Jokes

Lenin showed us how to govern

Stalin showed us how not to govern

Khrushchev showed us that any fool can govern

Brezhnev showed us that not every fool can govern

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What’s the most terrible Odessa curse?

That you live all your life on your salary!

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