An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject, and how to avoid them.
by Werner Heisenberg (1901-1976)

Soviet Jokes

Lenin showed us how to govern

Stalin showed us how not to govern

Khrushchev showed us that any fool can govern

Brezhnev showed us that not every fool can govern

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What’s the most terrible Odessa curse?

That you live all your life on your salary!

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