America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
by Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

Soviet Jokes

Lenin showed us how to govern

Stalin showed us how not to govern

Khrushchev showed us that any fool can govern

Brezhnev showed us that not every fool can govern

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What’s the most terrible Odessa curse?

That you live all your life on your salary!

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