Le con ne perd jamais son temps, il perd celui des autres. (Frédéric Dard)
Les cons gagnent toujours. Ils sont trop. (François Cavanna)
Les cons aiment être flattés, les intelligents aiment être critiqués. (Frédéric Beigbeder)
On dit toujours qu’on peut pas être et avoir été. Eh ben, j’en connais un, dis donc, il a . . . → Read More: Citations à la con [pour rire]
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ..
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, . . . → Read More: [Joke] Sweet Tea
It’s late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell . . . → Read More: [Joke] Weather forecast
Once a dog, always a dog :-)
– I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. ~Will Rogers
– The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. ~Alphonse Toussenel
– Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used . . . → Read More: Amusing dog quotes
Once there was a man named Nathan. He wanted very much to be a teacher. So he went to seek the advice of the wisest, most highly respected counselor in the land.
“Wise counselor,” Nathan began, “it has always been my dream to be a teacher. I want to stimulate the minds of the . . . → Read More: [Joke] Being a Teacher
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. “WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?”
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: “I’ve come for some courage.”
“NO PROBLEM!” . . . → Read More: [jokes] Bush etc.
Lenin showed us how to govern
Stalin showed us how not to govern
Khrushchev showed us that any fool can govern
Brezhnev showed us that not every fool can govern
What’s the most terrible Odessa curse?
That you live all your life on your salary!
. . . → Read More: Soviet Jokes
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of lilies.
“Tch Tch!” said the passer-by to himself. “What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I’ll see . . . → Read More: [Joke] Fishing
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all . . . → Read More: [Joke] Donkey in the well
A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam’s nationality.
The Frenchman said, “Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!”
The Englishman said, “Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman.”
The Russian said, “Of course . . . → Read More: Communism jokes
What is commureligion?
It’s a dictatorship of a religion, which promises heaven (paradise) for the poor people.
It was created some 2 thousands years ago (there are people who say only 1 thousand years) by a gang of religious revolutionaries, headed by a guy called Zecu.
Zecu was not very happy that the god-rich . . . → Read More: The rise and fall of commureligion