Amusing dog quotes

Once a dog, always a dog :-)

– I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. ~Will Rogers

– The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. ~Alphonse Toussenel

– Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~Robert A. Heinlein

– If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~Mark Twain

– From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. ~Mabel Louise Robinson

– If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret

– The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man. ~Robertson Davies

– My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown

– To err is human, to forgive canine. ~Author Unknown

– A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. ~O.A. Battista

– No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses. ~Herman Melville

– If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. ~Fran Lebowitz

– The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown

– The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney

– If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown

– A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley

– If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. ~Woodrow Wilson

– A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. ~Author Unknown

– Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ~Ann Landers

– If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around. ~Will Rogers

– Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement. ~Charles M. Schulz

– Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. ~Mark Twain

– A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied. ~Irish Proverb

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